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Wow, a thriller about the life of adult webmasters! You could get Tom Hanks to reprise his Castaway role when he spent two hours without saying a line, sitting on an island, gradually losing 40 pounds during the course of the film. Except in Webmaster, he'd go two hours without saying a line, sitting in front of a CRT, gradually gaining 40 pounds. That would be sweet man. And in the end he could say "fuck this" cuz he couldn't make any money, because of a vast conspiracy of successful webmasters bent on ensuring his failure.
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