Orgasmics

Because of this whole ordeal, you are scarred for life in the eyes of many webmasters. You won't be able to totally make this right, but there is something you can do recover that last shred of dignity that you just flung to the floor.

Start a new thread along these lines:
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I realize I have made a total ass of myself and used terrible judgement when I decided to ask you to give me your hard earned money so I can get some new tits. I realize now that there are many better uses for this money and I wish to make this right.

To all those who donated money to me:
I have decided to donate the money collected to *insert worthwhile charity here - note: not your boobs again*. If you prefer that I return your money rather than donate it to this cause, please let me know and I reverse the Paypal you sent.
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As I said, this wouldn't make things totally right, but it would help you to look like LESS of a stupid, selfish, heartless & greedy person.

If you won't do this... I'm sure I won't be the only one taking note. This will only prove that what I have previously said about you is not only true, but an understatement.