1. If you guys insist on pissing your money away on cyber-beggers, then by all means, send some my way.
2. I don't need money. I don't need a boob job. Any donations I get will probably be spent and wasted on something completely superfluous (alcohol, champagne, beer, cigars, casinos, whores). I'll probably just take all the donations I get, walk over to the roulette table, and put it all on number six (6).
3. In return for a donation you'll get a personalized response in this thread telling you what an idiot you are for giving me money.
4. Paypal:
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