Jay,
e-mail is on the way.
Headless, nothing's wrong with a little nuts. I prefer pistachios myself.
BTW, In case you wanted a sample story, I have one here:
www.redserotica.com/webmasters.htm
Red
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You've never had story content on your site like this before.
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