The moon was full and both lovers knew the moment was fast approaching; the moment they had waited their whole lives for.....
TROJAN MAN!
Hi kids. I see y'all are about to make whoopie behind the woodshed. Get it? Wood... Shed... Heh-heh-heh. Anyways, here -- use these. My job is done here. Bye kids!
As the two young lovers turned back towards each other and the moon shone even brighter than before, the man slipped his hand slowly up her arm and said, "You know, that trojan guy is kinda' cute. I'm sorry I lead you on. I wanna' bang him instead."
Bet you didn't see THAT one coming!
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