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So here's the deal for those of you not following the drama:

Thunderballs talked shit to me and said he was going to beat my ass when he comes down to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. He bragged about all this time he did in prison and what a stone cold bad ass he is. He wants to fight me at 9pm on Bourbon Street on Saturday, Feb 21st.

So, of course, since there are no two people on this board who could team up and kick my ass at the same time, I've been training with just my right arm. It wouldn't be fair for me to use both of my arms, because each of my arms is as big as his fat head. Seriously, I have 21 inch guns. They're freaking huge. So what I'm gonna do is stipulate that to make this a fair fight, he has to bring a mouthpiece and headgear, and I am not allowed to strike with my left arm. I can still use my left arm for suplexes, chokes, and wrapping his intestines around his neck after I rip them out through the hole I'm going to punch in his chest with my right hand.

Thunderballs, if you fail to show up, I am going to hound you on this board until you commit suicide.