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Originally posted by JupZChris
okay yesterday i went 100+ miles to get my girl the candy she wants and i bring it home and stupid fucking me sets it on top of my monitor
i left it there over night
i pick up the box and on the top of the box it has a see thru plastic thing ...and i look in it and the shit is all goofy and melting
im so fucked
she is is going to be awake any time now 
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Put it back on the monitor or any other warm surface IMMEDIATELY, when she wakes up you take her in the shower and get her hot and horny, THEN you tell her you bought the most amazing chocolate and the only thing worthy of it is to eat it from her body
