Paris Hilton Video A Hoax: (Another Mikesouth.com Exclusive):
You heard about it on Stern, you read about it at AVN and on most every other site but apparently nobody actually watched, and more inportantly LISTENED to it.
Particularly the radio in the background. There is at least one commercial which talks about Valentines day being Saturday, now assuming that the video is the real deal, the last time Valentines day was on a Saturday was 1998, which would make Paris Hilton all of 16 years old (She was born 2-17-1981) when the tape was made.
That would make everyone who watches it a pedophile. BUT fear not, you aren't, theres also a commercial for an interview between Diane Sawyer and Mel Gibson about Passion of Christ, that movie has gottan a lot of pre-release press but certainly not 6 years worth.
And farther into the video there is a commercial for the network premeire of Princess Diaries on ABC.
All of this adds up to ... it's most likely a big ass hoax, probably the additional footage was filmed with look alikes and filmed very recently at that.
Note that NOWHERE on the site that claims to have the rights to this video does it say "Paris Hilton".
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