Hmmmmmmm.... spike my beer with WHAT? Sounds interesting....
"Went to europe a few weeks ago and mcdonalds kept giving me some weird mayo derived shit with my fries...."
ROFL... couple years ago I went to a McDonalds in Brussels, just to get an order of fries and a diet coke. Diet Coke is Coke Lite over there, and when she asked me if I wanted mayonaise with my fries, I could only stare at her with my mouth open. HUH?