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Originally posted by apx_bryan
oh yeah... beat this one that I got...
"you unfortunately are among the
satanic dark angels who are destroying
the moral fabric of this country through your sponsorship of pornography.
A total reversal and renunciation of
this sponsorhip would do more to help
many young people caught up in this
addicting death web than any law the
government can pass.
Please consider that option. Our prayers are with you."
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I had a guy like that once. I swear just once wouldn't you love to write them back something like this.
Dear Valued Member;
Please take the tinfoil off your head it isn't working. Please go back and see your doctor increasing your meds will work. Remeber that I work for the evil Emperor Zurg and he is reading your thoughts right now and knows you secretly put your mother panties on when you were 9 years old. No go and say 1000 Hail Mary's or we shall taunt you again. Ni.
Best Regards;
Customer Service