Hey we're having a masturbation (sturbing)workshop tonight at:
http://www.slapdash.com
We'll take you from start to finish with Olympic Games sturbing silver medalist Jake Masters.
You'll learn alot of important information and techniques such as:
1.) Locating your penis.
2.) Operating a zipper safely.
3.) High speed sturbing safety tips.
But above all we'll teach you the three L's of successful sturbing...lubrication, lubrication, lubrication !!.
See you tonight fellow jagoffs!
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