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Q. What do you call a stoned epileptic?
A. Shake and bake.
Q. What do you call a stoner who always saves his last bowl for tomorrow?
A. A poser.
Q. What time is it when 20 lions are chasing you and 3 of your buddies?
A. Twenty after four. (Or 4:20)
Q. Why did the hippie cut his lawn?
A. To get some grass.
Q. What do a cooked bird and a stoner afraid of everything have in common?
A. They are both baked chickens.
Q. How do you get a stoner out of a room full of weed?
A. You don't!
Q. What do you call money that grows on trees?
A. Weed!
Q. What do you call an Irish stoner?
A. O'Blarney Stoned.
Q. What do you get when a creeper and reefer come together?
A. Some scary ----, man.
Q. What did the stoner do when the hippie hit him in the face.
A. The stoner said: "OUCH!"
Q. How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed?
A. You can't, there is no such thing as smoking too much.
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