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The Pot Paradox: An empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied!
Q. How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? A. Wave.
You ever hear the one about the pothead that studied for five days for a urine test?
Q. What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A. Mr. President.
Limerick: There once was a bud named B.C. He grew on a 7 foot tree Till one day I plucked him Rolled him&smoked him And now I can barely see!
One bong hit, Two bong hit, Three bong hit, Floor
One day, I was really stoned and drunk at a friend's house. I walked up to her and said, "You need to pick your weed up, man. Someone is going to trip on it."
Q. How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? A. None. Alligators can't fly
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