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My 2 cents:
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and
sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to
him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence,
we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister
accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde
with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of
saying,'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said,
'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'....so she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister accident too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say
to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally
said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch."
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FUCK ALL Y'ALL
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