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A hippie was riding a bus one day as it passes a convent and a nun boards the bus.
The only seat was next to the hippie.
The hippie is so stoned that he makes a pass at the nun.
She is offended and gets off the bus at the next stop.
The bus driver, having overheard the conversation, gives him some valuable info about the nun.
He says "That same nun goes to the cemetery and prays for the dead every Sunday at midnight, and she is very loyal to God". "All you need to do is pose as God and tell her to have sex with you".
The hippie is so wasted he tells the bud driver he's gonna do it.
That Sunday, he heads over to the cemetery and waits. When it reaches midnight, he sees the nun walk into the cemetery.
Out pops the hippie as God and commands her to have sex with him.
The nun agrees but only under one condition, that it can only be anal sex, because she doesn't want to lose her virginity.
The "Hippie God" agrees to the terms and fucks her up the ass at once.
When he's done blowing his load all over the nun's ass, he admits to her who he really is and dances around joyously.
The nun starts to laugh and she also is dancing around.
Puzzled, the hippie asks the nun, "Why are you so happy? I just tricked you into letting me fuck you up the ass".
The nun pulls up her veil to show that she is not a nun at all, but the Bus Driver!!!
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