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A soldier stepped up to the medic for a short-arm inspection. The medic
noticed a dot on the end of his penis and asked about it. "That's my
girlfriend's name, sir," he replied. "Her name is Dot?" asked the medic
"No sir," said the soldier, "when I get an erection it spells DOROTHY
JEAN CUNNINGHAM.
The next patient comes in and undresses. The first thing the medic notices,
of course, is the row of dots on the man's penis. "I see you too have a
tattoo of your girlfriend's name on your penis," he says.
"Oh no," the patient replies, "when I get an erection it says:
Welcome to Jamaica, mon, we hope you will enjoy you stay."
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Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ?
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