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When my son first start dating he said, "I want to marry a
good woman, a smart woman, one who'll be a good mother to
our kids, a woman who will make me happy."
I told him he'd better make up his mind.
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Posted in alt.sex.bestiality:
I have had a fascination for animal sex and I have decided that
I would like to fuck my cat. Can anybody tell me how to go
about fucking a cat?.
Reply posted a day later:
You must make sure the cat can't bite or scratch you. Put a
bag over the cat's head and loosely tie it on. Now with the
cat's teeth covered slip little leather booties over its paws.
Gently tie the back legs together and then tie them to the
forelegs. Now throw the cat into the neighbors yard with the
big German Sheppard and Voila! You've fucked your cat!
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