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This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and
>after a romantic evening of wining and dining they go
>off to bed.
>
>However, as soon as they settle down, the husband, not
>quite ready for slumber, leans over and whispers
>softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your little hubby
>wubby isn't quite ready for beddy-byes yet."
>
>The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to
>use the bathroom first."
>
>So off she goes, but on her way back she trips over a
>piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.
>
>Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone,
>"Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all
>right?"
>
>No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have
>mad, passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the
>wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way
>she trips over the same piece of carpet and again
>lands flat on her face on the floor.
>
>Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch."
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