The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war
party.
The Indian Chief proclaims "So, you are the great Lone Ranger.
In honor of the Harvest Festival you will be executed in three
days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is
your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger.
The Lone Ranger whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops
away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blond woman
on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blond enters the Lone
Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you
in two days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's
ear. As before, Silver takes off across the
plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to
the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time
with a voluptuous brunet, even more attractive than the blond.
She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You
are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still
kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse,alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the
Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver
by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says. "Listen carefully.
For the last time, I need a posse! P - O - S - S - E ! ! ! ! "
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