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A man walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which
reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.
Checking his wallet for the necessary funds, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving
drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she answers with a
knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man,
"are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "indeed I
am" The man replies "Well wash your bloody hands, I want a cheese
sandwich!"
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Warning: Pissing on a live power is stupid.
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