Blackkfrogg,
The chihuahua isn't mine! I do sorta have one though...my wife's dog...half Pomeraniana...half chia....a ChiaPom. His name is Pookie, of course. I feed him lots of chocolate to help send him to doggy heaven. Wow, how did you know I got drunk with my dog? You must have that psychic whatchamacallit...ESPN?
Here's another joke for ya:
Men will never win
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race, you are a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy.
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her..
If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off
your rear and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a pervert.
If you don't, you are gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist.
If you don't, you are unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
If you don't, you are a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
If you don't, you are not thoughtful.
If you want it too often, you are over-sexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.
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