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A Russian and an Aussie were competing for the Olympic Gold in wrestling.
Before the final match, the Aussie's trainer warned him, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of his Pretzal hold. Whatever you do, don't let him get you into the pretzal hold, because there is no escape.
The match began and the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Aussie, and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzal hold.
The crowd sighed, and the Aussie's trainer buried his head in his hands.
But suddenly there was a SCREAM, and then a cheer from the crowd.
The trainer looked up, to see the big russian flying through the air. The Australian weakly collapsed on top of the russian, and won the match.
His trainer was astounded. He asked "How did you ever get out of that hold? No-one has ever done that before!"
The wrestler replied "Well I was ready to give up when he got me, but at the very last moment I looked up and saw a pair of balls in front of my face", he explained, "I had nothing to lose, so I streched out my neck and bit down on those babies as hard as I could."
The coach listened with anticipation, "and you'd be amazed what you can do when you bite your own balls."
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