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Next Site for the Spooky Empire: Zombie Sex.
No, hear me out. You've seen 28 Days Later, and the trailer for the remake of Dawn of the Dead? The blue-skinned, shambling, slackjaw image of zombies has totally been supplanted by the Fast & Fearless Blood-soaked 21st century zombie. Zombies are hot now. They're all punk rock, as opposed to the moldy stoner zombies of the past.
Time to jump on the Zombie Sex train. I say we get a zombie rubber sex shoot up in time for the Resident Evil sequel.
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