Wow! This is the best news I've heard all day! As a Blakk (bi-racial actually) Frogg with a white (AKA: Caucasian) girlfriend that operates a small personal amateur/voyeur website, well, Yahoo! It's about damn time someone came along and threatened to arrest us for fucking!
So my first conversation in Federal Prison will go something like this:
My Cellmate: "What are you in for?"
Me: "Fucking."
My Cellmate: "Wow. That must have been rough."
Me: "Yes it was. Wait.... We have Internet access in here?!?"
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Warning: Pissing on a live power is stupid.