Not fair. No one's clamoring for my pics. I've got some incredible pics of my toes, ankles, elbows, fingertips, ear lobes and underarms.
I used to have pice of my ovaries, but I sent those away to Ripley's Believe It Or Not. Haven't heard back from them. Guess they didn't believe a guy could have ovaries. Me neither, but I had to try. Think of the money I'd have made!
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I shot the sheriff... but the fucking deputy got away.