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"Ever seen a grown man naked Jimmy?"
"Ever been in a Turkish prison?"
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"Look's like I picked the wrong week to stop taking amphetamines!"
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"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
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"Johnny, what can you make of this?"
"I can make a hat, I can make a broche, I can make a teradactyle..."
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"How do you take your coffee?"
"Black, like my men."
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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!"
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All from Airplane, the funniest movie ever made
Steve Lightspeed
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Abra-cadabra!
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