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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Here is how you can experience coke without actually doing it.
1. Take a rubber mallet...smash yourself in the face with it.
Edit: 1a. Take a poop.
2. Take as much money as you can find around the house. Then burn it.
3. Pretend you're totally stoked you just burned al that cash.
4. If you can feel your face...hit it with the rubber mallet again.
5. Stay up all night and jabber on about a bunch of bullshit.
6. Pretend you really want to smash yourself in the face again.
It's pretty cool in my book.
Man, now I gotta poo.
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I am gonna puke. you described it to a Tee. I am sad my longtime friends are still into it in a large way.