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Platinum Lantern · 02-03-2004, 05:57 PM

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Come March, they will make changes (suprise changes with little to no details) that will make their program a lot less desirable for a lot of hard working webmasters who have invested in them over the years.

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Platinum Lantern (Kareem)
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ICQ# 117418150

There once was a man with a bakery, he did great business. Was a sucessful baker for a good many years. He was known all over the world for his chocolate pudding pies. Then one day the baker figured he could cut costs and increase his profits by reducing the costs on making the chocolate pudding pies.

"Hmmmm" he said to himself as he sat in his kitchen
"How can I cut costs and still sell the same amount of pies?"

He decided he'd go home and relax and give it some more thought. He closed his bakery for the night and took out the trash.

While he was taking out his garbage that evening he saw a stray dog taking a shit on the sidewalk.

"I've got it!" he said outloud

"I'll create a NEW and IMPROVED version of my popular chocolate pudding pies!"

The next day the baker unveiled his brand new "DOO DOO PIES"
but sadly once customers tried the pie once they vomited, washed their mouths out and vowed never again buy from the baker

The moral of the story is...
Don't try to sell me a "DOO DOO PIE" ARS
and try to tell me it's your new chocolate flavor....

Don't SHIT ON YOUR WEBMASTERS!

02-03-2004, 05:57 PM
Platinum Lantern Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 1,564	ARS HOME THE FAMOUS "DOO DOO PIE" A New Chocolate Pie Flavor That Your Gonna Love! Last year I did over 1,000 sales to ARS's black porn websites Come March, they will make changes (suprise changes with little to no details) that will make their program a lot less desirable for a lot of hard working webmasters who have invested in them over the years. Any paysites out there, who want to work hands on with a hard working black porn webmaster with a lot to bring to the table, contact me Platinum Lantern (Kareem) [email protected] ICQ# 117418150 There once was a man with a bakery, he did great business. Was a sucessful baker for a good many years. He was known all over the world for his chocolate pudding pies. Then one day the baker figured he could cut costs and increase his profits by reducing the costs on making the chocolate pudding pies. "Hmmmm" he said to himself as he sat in his kitchen "How can I cut costs and still sell the same amount of pies?" He decided he'd go home and relax and give it some more thought. He closed his bakery for the night and took out the trash. While he was taking out his garbage that evening he saw a stray dog taking a shit on the sidewalk. "I've got it!" he said outloud "I'll create a NEW and IMPROVED version of my popular chocolate pudding pies!" The next day the baker unveiled his brand new "DOO DOO PIES" but sadly once customers tried the pie once they vomited, washed their mouths out and vowed never again buy from the baker The moral of the story is... Don't try to sell me a "DOO DOO PIE" ARS and try to tell me it's your new chocolate flavor.... Don't SHIT ON YOUR WEBMASTERS! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.