who here is able to send me a pet monkey, preferably he would be able to drink/fetch me beer, but i would prefer if he drank beer and maybe wore a tiny hat.
i am willing to pay top dollar for someone who can sell me a monkey that can or is trained to do these tasks.
i will also pay extra if he can play a few tunes on a banjo.
who here can get me a monkey? below is what i am looking for:
