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Gift ideas only someone like me would think of:
1. A box of EMPTY chocolates. Let her know that you were thinking of her, but got really hungry and got too busy to go and buy a new box.
2. A gift certificate to a mens clothing store. Write a romantic poem about how you need a new suit.
3. Low fat chocolates and a carnation. Let her know it's time she slimed down, and your wallet got fatter.
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