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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
When I need to fart:
"Babe, I have something to tell you."
When driving in the car and bored:
"Babe, why don't you play with my penis".
These are both things my little lady is SO TIRED of hearing.
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Oh yeah, one more thing I say to her all the time:
"I saw you looking at my ass like it's a pork chop".
That one always makes her laugh.