I was flying on the Ventura Fwy to a birthday for me that I was late for.
A CHP officer nailed me doing close to 100MPH and I thought oh fuck diddy, he could haul me in at this speed if he's a dick. Luckily he was totally cool.
He came up to the window and said "So where are we going to tonight at the speed of light?"
I laughed and said I bet you've never heard this one before officer, but I'm late for my birthday party. I know I'm driving fast, but this SL is designed and engineerd to drive safely on the Autobahn at speeds up to 160 and its hard to judge the speed in these cars if you don't look down at the speedometer they're so smooth and quiet.
He laughed and asked for my license. Checked that it was my bday. And said, Happy Birthday, drive slow the rest of the way you're not on the Autobahn.
