Ok here are the results:
First Place:
Congrats to soundman..I know its long but it is a riot.
2nd Place:
Teleblade
3rd Place:
Teleblade
4th Place:
Platinum Pimp
5th Place:
Strife
Also I am willing to pay $20 for any listed on this page
http://makefuckingmoney.com/contest/finalists.html
Thanks for the entries, it was a very difficult contest to judge and some of these are halarious.
Send me your paypal info and payments will go out either today or when I return from SuperBowl.
Thanks again for the hard work and again it was VERY tough decisions.
Chris