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Rib Joint Customer: How much for a soda?
Hammer: One dollar.
Rib Joint Customer: Okay, how about you give me a sip for fifteen cents?
Hammer: My cups cost more than fifteen cents!
Rib Joint Customer: Okay, fuck the cup, how about you just pour it in my hands for a dime?
[Pause]
Rib Joint Customer: How much for just one rib?
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