Jewbacca

was standing in line in the deli section, at the albertson's grocery store on fulton and masonic (san francisco)

so this gang banger ****** is in front of me, probably 16-18 years old. pants around his knees, big puffy winter ski jacket, NBA jersey underneath.

he orders like five pounds of chicken and potato wedges, and then before the deli-chick hands it to him he asks "Can I taste that first?"

so she hands him a chicken wing.. he eats it..

"can i taste another one? and some potato wedges too?"

so he eats the next wing and about 5 potato wedges..

it takes him about 2 minutes to eat all this shit, meanwhile the people in line behind him are getting pissed off.

finally, as if nobody saw this coming, he asked for a drink of water. which he got.

then he said "oh this doahn taste rite, somethin wrong with yo oven"

and left.