dirtyone

So I was watching something on TV last night and there is a comercial for this eharmony thing where you take about 30 minutes and fill out a personalty profile and they match you with someone you would be compatable with based on your and thier answers.

Well I decided to give it a shot and see how close they were and you know what? They were right on the money.

Basicly I am a nice, laid back, easy going, self reliant person. That's what my profile said when I was done so I sat back and waited for the ladies to roll in.

Guess what... Not one single match. None, nada, zilch, zero.

Can you belive this shit?

Tomorrow I am going to fill out the exact opposite of what I am (mean, overbearing, freeloading, bastard) and I bet that I get more hit's than I can ever respond to.

Bah