90% of my friends are cool with what I do, the other 10% have learned to shut the fuck up about if they want to be friends with me.
My one friend Scott learned quickly:
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Scott: "Dude, don't you think what you do is immoral?"
Me: "Do you have a dick? Is a picture of your dick immoral?"
Scott: "Uhhh.."
Me: "Right, now SHUT THE FUCK UP, you work in a pizza parlor, making people fat. How many arteries did you clog today you fucking murderer?"
Scott: ...
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I have enough friends anyway.
-P