Snowman

That's right, I'm shitfaced & high

I was watching Mad TV at my buddy's house and Jessica Simpson performed some terribly written song, (due to her awfully obvious unintelligence, I think a 4th grader could have written a better song).

Anyway, Some guy came up to behind her half naked body and started basically dry fucking her on stage..

I bet Nick beats her senseless in a drunk fit of jealousy