lol yes I love all of those things, but life and people here in New Zealand are a little different from the states. Here you can have a good punch up and if it's with the type of person that "Chris" seems to be they're not going to call the cops, and they're not likely to shoot you. You also don't get raped in prison here.
To clarify, I'm not
really suggesting that he go over there and kick the guy's ass, for a multitude of reasons (although it would be kind of funny if he did). In my experience those wife beaters fall into two categories - those that bitch out in the face of a real challenge, and absolute Jake the Muss psychos who'll kill anything given the opportunity.