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TO: CBS President Les Moonves
CC: Viacom CEO Sumner Redstone
FROM: The Truth Hurts
SUBJECT: Fuck these hippies.
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Dear Gentlemen,
(serge loves the cock)
As one of the nation's largest media outlets and a respected source of
news (laughs uncontrollably) and entertainment (uhh if you say say), CBS has no obligation to be fair. By running
an ad from the White House Office of Drug Policy while turning down
ads by MoveOn.org Voter Fund and PETA, CBS appears to be acting out of
pure genius, refusing ads that suck balls and are created by fucking morons.
Please discard these ads in the Toilet Bowl. If you don't, you
risk losing your last viewer and David Letterman will kill you.
Sincerely,
(The Truth Hurts)
(Reality)
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