I fuckin' dreamed about that shit last night!
It's a good thing it was an online game, not in person. I'm too damn vocal.
"Oh HELL no, fuck that... FOLD!"
After winning a hand?
"YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And the card counters would've loved me
"Ain't no way I was gonna bluff that on just a pair of 5s!"
Ended up coming in 19th place, a real accomplishment being that I started the damn game sitting at Miss Eve's table, LOL!