Now I know this is a joke:
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The price is $50,000 + 6/12 month contract to provide updates to your members.
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And here's what you get for your 50 grand:
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- Fully designed tour and members area
- 20-30 mins of edited video as well as a 30 second teaser trailer for the preview area.
- Members Clips of 56k, 150k, 300k, 600k WMV
- 10 10 second WMV clips, perfect for free content and galleries
- 30 second, edited preview trailers, low and high speed wmv and mpegs
- 75-100 high quality images per scene. These are not screen caps, these are high quality professional images.
- Proper model release forms and photo ids for Title 18 US Code 2257 requirements.
- Video to you in raw, unedited tape format for backup.
- We will provide you 3 updates a month (per contract terms), fully edited and encoded. All you have to do is add them into your site.
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And remember this part:
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You want to keep those members happy with updates so we have that taken care of as well. If you sign a 6 month contract, we provide 3 updates a month at $2499 per fully edited and web ready scene. If you sign a 12 month contract, we provide 3 updates a month at $2199 per fully edited and web ready scene. A contract for updates is required as part of the purchase.
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You really are kidding right? No, seriously... you ARE kidding, aren't you?