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Juicy D. Links · 01-20-2004, 06:58 PM

1. If you bought condoms and were expecting to get laid and the chick blueballed you can declare the rubbers as a loss. Line 45 on 1040 Form

2. If you take a girl out to dinner and dont get laid its a full loss, if you only get a blowjob then its a 50 percent loss. Line 67 on the 1040

3. Buying Cologne, polo underwear, soley used for the purpose of getting laid and if you get blueballed that night you can ride it off as a loss Line 23 1040 form

01-20-2004, 06:58 PM
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	new tax deductions for 2004 filing you can take ......a must read 1. If you bought condoms and were expecting to get laid and the chick blueballed you can declare the rubbers as a loss. Line 45 on 1040 Form 2. If you take a girl out to dinner and dont get laid its a full loss, if you only get a blowjob then its a 50 percent loss. Line 67 on the 1040 3. Buying Cologne, polo underwear, soley used for the purpose of getting laid and if you get blueballed that night you can ride it off as a loss Line 23 1040 form