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Originally posted by gornyhuy
I'd be too busy reading gfy to get any evil plots finished. There would be half finished bombs and lasers and shit laying all around my evil hideout.
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So look at it this way you'ld be known as the evil Bond villain:
Half Assed
He intends to spread a deadly virus around the world that makes one asscheek disappear leaving everyone with half an ass.
It would ruin the thong industry where he would corner the market on 'one cheek' underwear and lingerie.
Fiendishly evil if I say so myself. You can sing the song to the tune of Goldfinger:
Half Assed! ( da da daaaaa )
He's a man with only half an ass!
Half Assed! ( da da daaaaa )
With one cheek he spreads his evil smiiiiile,
His smile is biiiille!
With one hiney he rules the world,
No thong undies for boy or giiiirl,
With humanty trapped in a toilet seat flapped,
His evil plan unfurled,
Because he's
Half Assssed! ( da da daaaaa )