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		 Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jaad. Nayanajaad. 
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton. 
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name. 
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys. 
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael? 
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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