An oldie but goodie. Hey what can I say it's fr-HIGH-day.
Poke_Poke(1.3meg)
CollegeFuckFest ~ SUCK MY DICK BITCH!!
"Hey being an adult webmaster sure beats a dull blunt knuckle to the eye."
"OUCH!! Your eyesocket bruised my finger"
"So that's what an optic nerve feels like"
"Well, that's why you have 2 eyes."
"Now you can see where I'm coming from"
"Lemme see, the left strap over the right, twist thru, pull, poke out eye, make a loop, twist around..."
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*ahem* the link in the shoes is calling you