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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
I wasn't a bit entertained by that movie! I'm insulted that you would even imply such a thing. It was more of an educational piece. I learned a lot from that movie.
Things like:- Don't wax your howitzer at night while at war with America.
- If you see your buddy blow up into 1000 pieces, run like you just saw a ghost!
- If you're hiding under a truck it's usually a good idea to stay put.
- Listen very attentively for helicopters while waxing your howitzer at night.
- The Stop, Drop, and Roll doesn't work. You'll just end up with more bullets in your head, chest, torso, hips.....
- Make Love, Not War. Or you can just Love Making War. The choice is up to you.
See, it was purely educational. 
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You seem to have a good sense of humor. I'll be sure to have a good laugh with you the day your son gets drafted, goes to war and gets ripped to pieces by a few hundred bullets.
In fact, I'll be looking forward to that day, you seem like just the right person to enjoy such a thing