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Originally posted by evildick
I was at a birthday party at an old highschool friend's house a few years ago. Everyone drank too much and had to stay the night.
One guy that was passed out on the couch got up in front of everybody, whipped his pants down and pissed all over the coffee table, then he lied down and went back to sleep.
Piss splattered everywhere, all over the couch and the carpet. It was a terrible mess. There was a huge puddle of piss just eating away at their wooden coffee table.
If it was my house I would have had to burn the carpet and all the furniture, but these people just mopped it up. Sick bastards. I've never been in that house since then.
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That reminds me... a friend of mine did the same thing at a party once... He was drunk and passed out, and then suddenly he got up, whipped out his dick and pissed in the corner of the room... after which he went to sleep again.
Could it be that us men have an instinct telling us to mark our territory, which we can only repress when sober?
