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I was at a birthday party at an old highschool friend's house a few years ago. Everyone drank too much and had to stay the night.
One guy that was passed out on the couch got up in front of everybody, whipped his pants down and pissed all over the coffee table, then he lied down and went back to sleep.
Piss splattered everywhere, all over the couch and the carpet. It was a terrible mess. There was a huge puddle of piss just eating away at their wooden coffee table.
If it was my house I would have had to burn the carpet and all the furniture, but these people just mopped it up. Sick bastards. I've never been in that house since then.
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