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EXACT same thing happened to me about 16 years ago... and the guy wasn't my roommate yet even! It was before we became roomates for a couple years, we had picked up 3 chicks and had gone back to his apartment to party. Everyone passed out on couches, and I awoke at maybe 5 am, rolled over and saw Nick pissing on the coffee table!
Fuck, if any roommate of mine pissed on something valueable like my computer I'd definitely cut his nuts off. Well... at least I'd make him buy me all new shit (after I tossed his pissing ass out into a snowbank).
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